Tuesday, May 29, 2007

My liquid crack

Ok, so approximately 6 hours into my detox and I've cheated already.....I had a tall non-fat latte for lunch. I'm so WEAK!

Weight Matters

I've been in an ongoing war with my weight since 2002. During (and after) my pregnancy, I gained very close to 50lbs. I was successful enough to get down to 5 lbs of my pre-baby weight about 2 years ago, and was very close to accomplishing my goal but my gallbladder attacked me and after having that removed my motivation died down. I assumed that I could just maintain and would be fine. Well last week my lovely mother says to me "You are picking all your weight back up". I brushed her off but that comment stuck in my head all day. I hadn't been on a scale in about 6 or 7 months, but her comment forced me to check out my weight and I wanted to cry! I just knew the scale was wrong, but I had just put a new battery in and tested it with a 5lb bag of potatoes.
So here I am, once again, about to go to battle. I'm giving myself 1 month and my goal is to lose 15lbs. Pray for me, because for the next 9 days I'll be on a detox plan eating only fruit and veggies. I can do this, it's not that hard. The only thing is I CAN'T HAVE MY LATTE!!!!!!!! I am going to go through extreme depression. I honestly don't know if I'll be able to avoid it. HELP ME! PLEASE :(

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

My Starbuck's experience

Anyone who knows me knows that I am a STARBUCKS fiend. I MUST have a grande, 180 degree, no-fat, no-foam latte each and every morning in order for my day to go right. I am a Starbucks regular and have met many acquaintances over the years at Starbucks that share my obsession. It’s like my own ‘Cheers’, where everyone knows your name. But in this case, it’s everyone knows your freakishly specific specialty coffee order. I walk in and non connoisseurs look very baffled as my order is called out to a new barista. Of course I’m a regular so the majority of time they begin preparing my order the moment I walk through the door and all I have to do is pay (sometimes), tip, and leave. I don’t have to say a word (other than the casual “GOOD MORNING!” or “How’s it going 2day” to the cashier). I’ve had an experience where a man said “A woman after my own heart! I LOVE YOU!” because he heard my order which was exactly how he orders his.

My personal obsession started about 4 years ago, but this past year has been very interesting. The barista’s and cashiers at the Starbucks I go to before work seem to have become very attached to me. They are so happy to see me every morning, give me free stuff, and are just very personable towards me. They know me by name, which forced me to learn their names (only polite) and I even brought them Valentines Day treats. Over the past 2 months, I started frequenting a Starbucks closer to my home, versus this one which is closer to my job. I happened to stop into the older Starbucks Monday and you would think I was a freaking celebrity. A barista ran up to me, hugged me, and would not let me go. It was a weird experience. I didn’t realize how much of an effect I could have on someone who makes my coffee every morning. He kept asking where I’ve been and when I told him I was going to another Starbucks he said he was putting in a transfer to that one. This guy really missed me! It was too cute.

Monday, May 7, 2007

Which would you prefer?

So here’s a scenario… You have 2 guys. There’s NO emotional attachment to either. Guy 1: Has a d&ck so big and long that when he’s completely inside of you and can’t go any further, there’s still several inches of manhood outside? I mean the girth is unimaginable and the length is unbelievable. His penis alone gives you so many orgasms that YOU start singing Ludacris’ “Waterfalls” over and over in your head. His oral is just as good and he uses his tongue in ways that normally wouldn’t even turn you on. This guy could easily be considered the BEST f*ck you’ve ever had, hands down.

Enters Guy 2: He’s a very quiet and shy person. He has gentle touches that make you tingle from your toes through the depths of your v.walls J. He eats you with the most passion you’ve EVER felt and makes your eyes roll so far back that you fear they won’t return. He hold you so tightly, yet so gentle. He gives you multiple orgasms before he ever penetrates you. Then when he does decide to he makes you come over and over again. Once you are done, you are completely satisfied and ready to go to sleep.

So, which would you want? I would love to f*ck w/Guy 1 a couple of times, but overall- I’d EXPECT those types of responses. I’d EXPECT that he beat it up, make me shriek in sheer delight, then LEAVE. After I’d had my final orgasm, I’d want him to be gone so I can change my sheets and go into a dead sleep. But Guy 2 would be my pick. I want to be completely and totally satisfied. I want to be brain fucked, I want internal and external O’s, and then I want to cuddle up under him and bask in the joy of what’s just happened. Sad thing is while Guy 2 is in huge demand, he’s short in supply. There aren’t a lot of long dong don’s either, but there is something about a man who understands a woman’s psyche enough to know exactly how to touch her. He pays attention to her reactions, and plays off them. It’s wonderful to come across a man who worships and cherishes a woman’s O. WOW!